Oh joy oh bliss, my life is complete having now received an electronic Xmas card from the NSW Department of Planning.

The design features the bluebird of happiness, or perhaps it is the Frank Sartor seagull, which flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps over everything and then flies off.

With the new planning laws, Frank can declare anything he chooses to be “State Significant” and completely ignore the wishes of local residents. Entire sections of the city can have the planning authority taken away from local councils (e.g. Redfern-Waterloo) and become the playful of Frank’s whim.

If you see the Department of Planning’s bird fly over your suburb, take cover or move house!

The Department of Planning seagull could crap on your house soon!

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