I awoke on Sunday morning to find the some complete and utter mongrel had tagged my fence. It is an attractive white/cream picket fence with a lovely garden in front of it and does not require any “beautification” by some mindless Bozo with a spray can. I can understand why they might paint on an ugly brick wall in a back alley, but not on my bloody fence.

This is one of those crimes where the Saudi idea of chopping off hands is required!