Having posted my roasting of Red Symons, I have had numerous requests (well one actually) to load up the act that came before. This is me (then called Anthony) reciting the poem “In praise of the TV  housewife” on the Christmas 1987 show of Hey Hey It’s Saturday.

I like the way Oporto makes its chilli sauce look like diarrhoea so you don’t get alarmed when it comes out the other end looking just the same. It happened so quickly, it adds another meaning to “fast food”.