Here is another one of my TV appearances. It was on the “Have A Go” show. I ended up coming second, being beaten by a sexy woman with large breasts in a short dress made of wetsuit material. That was the only good things about her act. The producer of the show thought I had been ripped off and invited my back to do another show.

This poem is about being a contestant on Perfect Match. I never went on the show, but coincidently, it was shown on another station at the same time this show went to air. I think they like the opportunity to give their rivals at channel ten a serve.

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One Response to “Defect Match”
  1. your big brother says:

    Do you have a clip of the shiela with the big tits that beat you? I can’t remember what she looked like.

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