I like the way Oporto makes its chilli sauce look like diarrhoea so you don’t get alarmed when it comes out the other end looking just the same. It happened so quickly, it adds another meaning to “fast food”.

A guy in my Spanish class, (Mark Bellamy) was awarded 2nd prize in Tropfest on Sunday night.

Victoria have introduced a web site to tell how much Greenhouse Gas is produced in the state each week.