I recently added “ClustrMaps” to my web site. It is a nifty little application that shows where all the visitors to my web site are coming from. On the first day I only had two dots. One was in the vicinity of Sydney and was obviously me visiting my own site. The second dot came right from the middle of Australia. This could mean either someone from Alice Springs visited my site very quickly or a more sinister explanation. Just outside of Alice Springs is the so-called “joint defence establishment” of Pine Gap. In reality it is a CIA station for intercepting communications. Maybe the super spies are checking to make sure I don’t start plotting the overthrow of the United States from my backroom. (Little do they know, my plans to overthrow the United States are kept in the sitting room.)

Keep defending democracy guys, oh and if you happen to be reading this, I have just checked the attic and Osama Bin Laden is not hiding there. It gives you one less place to look.